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Warning: Karkat takes a liking to swear words cx

“You’re such a fuckass!” Karkat calls from outside your window. You pull away from his view and fall onto your bed in fits of laughter.
Right now, just one story under you outside your window, a freezing and quite angry troll is demanding entrance to your house.
It’s snowing right now and Karkat despises the uncomfortable chills the snow gave him.
Slowly, you stand back up and put on your best poker face as you look back down at the small troll. His arms are folded across his chest and his glare is at you.
You decide that you’ve been torturing your moirail for long enough and nod, prompting him to start up the porch steps and bang on the door.
Quickly, you pull on your sweatshirt and scurry down the stairs. The feeling of excitement and thrill runs through your body.
Opening the door, you lean on the frame and smirk at him.
“Hey there, Karnubs,” you sing, blocking him from entering your warm house.
“Fuck you!” he shouts with his usual sheer tone. He hates it when you tease him about his small horns.
You move out of the way and motion him in. “Will you shut up? I don’t need people across town hearing your stupid complaining,” you joke. But Karkat just kicks off his shoes and glares at you.
“I’m freezing my Gog damn ass off because of you!” He shakes his head and sighs. “Whatever, come on.”
Karkat goes up to your room, you trailing a few feet behind, and sits on your bed. Karkat usually makes himself right at home when he comes over. He’s like your brother; your strangely attractive and adorable brother. At least, that’s how you saw him.
It’s complicated really. You met Karkat through your friend Dave at his place on accident. Ever since you and Karkat have been best friends or moirails, as he puts it. You spend every weekend together even if one of you is sick or have literally nothing to do. If you were going to be bored, you both were glad to be bored together.
“So what movie do you want to watch this time? Fifty First Dates? Thirteen Going On Thirty? Your call, dude,” you nod as you sit next to him on your bed and turn on the TV.
Karkat shrugs and mumbles something under his breath. Rolling your eyes, you decide to ask him what it is he’s complaining about.
“What now, Vantas?” you groan, not really caring about what he has to say.
“It’s fucking hot in here!” he growls.
“You were just freezing!”
“Well maybe if you didn’t keep it as hot as fucking possible in here, I wouldn’t be complaining!”
“You’re always complaining. I’m not turning down the heat; it’s too damn cold,” you huff in hopes to leave it at that. But knowing him, he has to have the last word.
As you look at him, awaiting his retort, your face turns a deep red and you go into a bit of shock when you see him pull off his oversized turtleneck. He continues to mutter to himself even after he throws the garment across the room. All you can do is stare.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” he asks, his own face turning a light red.
“Nothing!” you say quickly, looking away. You go through a few movies and randomly play one you’ve both seen a million times; it’s your favorite. But you’re not paying any attention to the movie...no, you’re paying attention to the shirtless troll next to you.
You both lean against the headboard of your bed giving Karkat a chance to casually scoot closer to you. You’re not sure if it really was casual or an attempt to make you as nervous as possible.
About halfway through the movie, you turn to him.
“Hey, Karnubs?” you mumble.
Usually, he would simply brush you off considering the fact his favorite part is coming up. But when he hears the unsettling tone in your voice, he gives you his full attention not once yelling at you for the cruel nickname
“So...matesprits...” you say softly too afraid to look him in the eyes. You know damn well what a matesprit is; Dave told you all about Quadrants. You’re just tired of keeping your feelings hidden from him.
“What about them?” he asks, not showing any struggle in his voice. Instead, he keeps it completely emotionless.
You finally look at him, pulling together all the bravery you have left. “Do you have one?”
He just looks at you, stunned. Karkat figured you would ask what they are or how they work.
This time, he looks away before saying, “Not yet.”
“Yet?” You look at him carefully to make sure you heard him correctly.
Karkat nods. “There’s one girl.”
You wait for him to go on, but he doesn’t. He just stares at the TV blankly. You turn away as well and mentally yell at yourself for bringing it up.
After a few moments of an awkward silence, Karkat taps you on the shoulder. You turn to him to see what he needs, but when you do, you’re met by a pair of lips on yours.
You have no idea how to respond. When he pulls away, he wraps his arms around you as if to tell you that you don’t have to say anything.
“You’re that one girl; I hope you know that,” he mumbles in your ear.
You return the hug allowing one hand to run through his messy, black hair in attempt to distract you from the fact you’re hugging a shirtless Karkat. You accidentally brush your fingers across his horns causing him to purr in your ear.
“Be my matesprit...I’m so fucking tired of being your moirail,” he says with a semi-annoyed tone in his voice.
Smiling to yourself, you mumble, “Of course, Karnubs.”

Here it is :3

This is mainly for my friend, but I hope you enjoy it too c:

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:iconartforlife360:
ArtForLife360 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2017   Digital Artist
THIS WAS SO CUTE!
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:iconpoptatochisps:
poptatochisps Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
It's so qyat XDDD
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SamanthaTorres12348 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016
So cute! Karnubs. Nice story.
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:iconhomestuck149:
Homestuck149 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2016
KARNUBS KARNUBS KARNUBBBBBSSS KARBUNS
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:iconshadowbutler:
ShadowButler Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm going to call Karkat Karnubs now, simply because I keep forgetting how to pronounce his name! 
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:iconcandykitty222:
CandyKitty222 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
If he had opened with he's tired of being my moirail, I would've been like D':
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:icondubbietheartist:
DubbieTheArtist Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
fllllufffff yuuursh
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:iconcraftyviolinist:
CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
*throws arms up happily and accidentally touches my own horns* WTF! #clumsy
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:icontohruhinada:
TohruHinada Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
love it!!!!!
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:iconthekawaiilen:
TheKawaiiLen Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015
KAWAII FLUFFY FLUFF Llama Emoji 26 (Sexy Shake) [V2] 
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:iconjoikoga:
JoiKoga Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Fluff butts.
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:iconbluebellartist:
BluebellArtist Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe Karnubs
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:iconanimelover1790:
Animelover1790 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
fluuuuuff!APH Italy Roll Squeal Boa Hancock Fangirl Icon so cute <3 
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:icondarklostandscared:
DarkLostAndScared Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFFITY FLUFF
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:iconred719:
red719 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
AAAAAHHHHH
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:iconimananonyabutt:
ImAnAnonYaButt Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
augh! too cute!!!!!!!!! I cant handle it! *jumps out of moving car* CaAaAaAaAaAaAaNnNnNt HaAaAaAaAnNnNnNdDdDlLlLeEeEeE iIiIiIiIiItTtTtT!1!1!
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:iconepiccatbomb:
EpicCatBomb Featured By Owner May 25, 2015   Digital Artist
FucK
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:icondemonicangelface:
DemonicAngelface Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Why don't I have any friends that like homestuck ;n;
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:icongreenglittergirl:
greenglittergirl Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015
ikrWaaaah! 
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:iconsweety99701:
Sweety99701 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
too.cute. why cant he be friggin real?!?!?!?!? why?!!?!?!?!? *goes and cries wishing he was real*
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:iconbella789y:
Bella789y Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Same
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:iconwolfdragonaot12:
WolfdragonAOT12 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I can totally relate... XP
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:iconbri1575:
Bri1575 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015   General Artist
Ah yess !!! :-) <3
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:iconhomestucklov35:
homestucklov35 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep
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:iconsilentcry413:
SilentCry413 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 28, 2014
OH ,THE FEELS!!!!! *rolls around on the floor*
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:icondooz-arts:
Dooz-arts Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
UUHH <3333
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:iconjinxx-000:
JinxX-000 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Holy steaming harnessed iced tea.
that.
was.
amazing.
( get it? SHIT? Steaming Harnessed Iced Tea? Ah fuck it. )
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The-Knight-of-Dreams Featured By Owner Edited Nov 3, 2014  Student Writer
This story is so cute! nice job! god i luv karkats nubby horns!!!!Tiny Red Hearts - Free to use Miku Hatsune Gif F2U: Candy Corn F2U: Candy Corn <--- me when i think about them
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:iconaskmariana:
askmariana Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
IM ROLLING IN MY OWN HAPPINESS THIS IS SO CUTE
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dragongirl2022 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
-///////-   adorable!!!!          Foxy the pirate take me now! stuff me in the suit now!!    

Foxy Emoticon Chasing - Five Nights at Freddy's aahhhhh!! I regret everything about saying stuff me in a suit!!!
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:iconepiccatbomb:
EpicCatBomb Featured By Owner May 25, 2015   Digital Artist
...
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:iconcrookslaughter:
CrooksLaughter Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Be Careful For What You Say!!!!
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:iconmidnaplayer:
MidnaPlayer Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I keep thinking of karkat as a little guy even tho I'm 5'3 and it's really weird as I read this XD great story tho.
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:iconjazzles-star:
jazzles-Star Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Holy Bannana Waffles Coated with strawberrys and maple syrup.

I can now rest in peace.
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:iconepiccatbomb:
EpicCatBomb Featured By Owner Edited Oct 30, 2014   Digital Artist
Damn. Holy? So they're blessed too!? Holy shit, I want those waffles.
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:iconderpysquidsrule:
DerpySquidsRule Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mmmmmm Holy Banana Waffles Coated with Strawberries and Maple Syrup...ABSENCE OF MIND. 
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LuckyCap Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Those waffles sound real good and you arn't alone on that
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:iconspidercat248:
spidercat248 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
Sooooooo cute ♡.♡
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:iconsandstorm15629:
Sandstorm15629 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
IM GONNA HUG YOU NOW!!!!!:iwantthis: 
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:iconmimi-chanchu:
Mimi-Chanchu Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Error: Mimi-chan has just malfunctioned at the part "Be my mate sprite. I'm so tired of being your Moirail."

Hell motherfucking yes.
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Candyland123p Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Manic 3D 50x50 derp 
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animefreak200228 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student Writer
creepy face....
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:iconcandyland123p:
Candyland123p Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I find it very normal.
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:iconanimefreak200228:
animefreak200228 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Student Writer
lol
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Senator-Meowmix Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
KARNUBS!!!!!!!
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souleaterchic123 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my God karnubs I love it I'm like dieing right now lmao
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AbelinQemity-785HS Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
:O:: Cool!
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eLCryaoticgirl Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG! The fluff! It's just too fluffy!! :3
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:iconccry-the-cat:
Ccry-The-Cat Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014   Writer
Haha thank you! :3
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dakotasing21 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
The horns omg!!! ❤️🎶❤️🎶❤️🎶❤️
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